![]() ![]() In an intimate Valentine’s Day performance, lovers, friends and singles all gathered in AfterHours to listen to artists Paper Lady and binki. The show was hosted by Green Line Records, a Northeastern student-run record label. Students wait in AfterHours for a Valentine’s Day show featuring binki and local band Paper Lady. If nothing else, we would have gotten to hear Robin Williams calling Kyle ’ s mom a bitch 56 times on live television.įollow Maxwell Yezpitelok 's heroic effort to read and comment on every '90s Superman comic at. Who knows, maybe if Parker and Stone had submitted this song to the Oscars instead of “ Blame Canada, ” they wouldn ’ t have lost to Phil Collins. …to an orchestral arrangement made to celebrate the show ’s 25th anniversary in 2022. ![]() Hankey, the Christmas Poo ” and has resurfaced in various forms over the years, from a rap version featuring Kid Rock… ” This lively, polka-inspired number debuted in the Season One episode “ Mr. When South Park got its first (and, for some reason, only) theatrical movie in 1999, it contained all the elements that made the show famous, like Kenny dying, Terrance and Phillip, “ Kick the Baby, ” Kenny dying again and, of course, the song “ Kyle ’ s Mom ’ s a Bitch. ” This has to be one of the most emotional moments in the entire series, even if Kenny ended up dying anyway, and Cartman used those stem cells to get free pizza. When Kenny becomes terminally ill, and stem-cell research seems to be the only way to save him, Cartman is able to convince Congress to make it legal by leading a sing-a-long of Asia ’ s 1982 hit, “ Heat of the Moment. Besides, the important part is that he ’ s able to convey the spirit of the song and Christmas itself: Presents. 3 ‘O Holy Night ’ĭespite the fact that Cartman isn ’ t totally clear on the lyrics to this Christmas classic (not even when motivated to remember them via a cattle prod ), his rendition is still surprisingly moving. but damn, he sure can belt out a love song. Cartman may be obnoxious, sociopathic, and again, pretty racist. In an attempt to sabotage Kyle ’s new relationship for predictably Cartman-ish (racist) reasons, Cartman broadcasts himself over the “Megatron ” screen at a basketball game to profess his love for Kyle via this song (made famous by the 1990s boy band All-4-One). Cartman is still alive, so it looks like the campaign was a rousing success. But still, he wants people to know that this issue is, at the very least, more important than that stupid “ distracted driving ” thing. Even though he ’ s not depressed or anything. With this powerful anthem, Cartman proves that he does care about one important issue: Suicide prevention. 5 ‘Give Life a Try (Eric, We Don ’t Want You to Die) ’ ![]() In a way, he ’s also mourning the carefree absurdity of the early seasons, before Matt Stone and Trey Parker realized people actually give a crap about what they have to say about “the issues. In Season Four, the boys advance to fourth grade (where they ’ve been stuck ever since), and Cartman marks the occasion by singing a heartfelt number about the magical good times they had when they were young and innocent a few months earlier. All due to respect to her, but 500 years in the future, this is the only version humankind will remember. In fact, the comments for the full-length version (which was added to Rock Band as downloadable content) are full of people saying they prefer this cover or expressing shock that Gaga stole Cartman ’ s song. 7 ‘ Poker Face ’Ĭartman covering Lady Gaga works way better than logic, common sense and everything science knows about the universe says it should. It ’s such a perfect rock ballad melody it ’ s certainly more catchy than anything Creed ever did, probably because they don ’ t have access to Toke- sorry, Tolkien's bass-playing talent. Out of all the songs Cartman wrote about carnally loving Jesus for his Christian rock band Faith + 1, “ Jesus, Baby ” is the only one we could imagine being sung by a stadium full of fans/worshippers. ![]() Wait, are Cartman ’ s musical inclinations the consequence of decades-long alien programming? That would explain so much. While this is only a Cartman song in the most technical sense, we had to give a shout-out to the classic tune (originally from a 1936 Merrie Melodies cartoon of the same name) that introduced the character ’ s musical aspect, albeit unwittingly since he was being controlled by aliens via an anal probe. ![]()
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